Wednesday, August 15, 2007

INFESTATION 2007!!! Will America ever be the same?

Figured a Fox News fearful tagline would work nice here... BOO!

Anyway, no, you're not gonna die or have your legs turn black and fall off, but you will itch quite a bit. It appears that multitude of itchy red spots on many of the active outdoorsy people of western Chicagoland are the work of a type of mite. So far, the best solution I've found is the occasional application of anti-itch cream and a cold beer in a tall glass to dull the senses.

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