Eddy "The Cannibal" Merckx
What cycling greats list is complete without dear Eddy. Eddy won PR along with everything else. The assholes and cynics of the world might point out that he never won Paris Tours. Puh-leeze. If I ever hear a comment like that I will undoubtedly have met the most retarded mongoloid the earth has ever seen. Merckx = ALL CAPS BAD ASS!