Sunday, April 29, 2007

Riding, Drinking and Working Mix Rather Well

The "Killer" at the scene of the crime. 2007 Liege Bastogne Liege.

I woke up early and rode with Feeves and Dr. Giggles. We got pulled over by the po-po on the way back because we rolled through a green arrow, not light. A couple of "Yes sir's" later and we were gone. No big deal. Hell, we deserved it for all the times we run stop signs and such.

Still, there's a hell of a lot more selfish motherfuckers out there getting away with driving autos in terrifically shitty ways than ever before. So, kind officer, how's about a concerted crack down on those assholes while you're servin' and protectin'? I could go on and on, but I'm actually in a pretty good mood today and nothings more inane than listening to a cyclist bitch about traffic. So, 'nuff said, as ol' Stan Lee used to say.

When I got back home it was a quick wash, computer check to see what happened in LBL (Hell Yeah! DiLuca takes the win!) and straight to the shop to open up. As soon as the doors opened the shit hit the fan in the way it only can on Sundays. Every goof and their turdball, mushy tired, ride came in wanting service. We served and they smiled. There was even a milf winking at us with her body of a twenty year old. Nobody paid attention to her daughter.

After an hour, the crowd simmered down. Feeves and I decided to replenish our bodily fluids with many bottles of beer. By closing time we were both pretty loopy and rode home with good vibes and sunshine. Now that's a Sunday I can be proud of.

Photo credit: Cyclingnews.com

6 comments:

Ari said...

I honestly think of you look closely Danilo di Luca is sporting a 12" boner. I guess that is what happens when you win a super classic. Them podium chicas better be careful.
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Strangelife said...

Reminds me of the old Italian dude we ran into that said he rode the Giro with Bartali. Don't know if he was telling the truth or not, but the only thing filling out his baggy lycra was that monster shlongeroo.

Ari said...

Wonder if that thing gets in the way or if it is like a power station lighting up a whole city??????
Tomorrow I will become a effing "homeowner". Does that mean I have to hang out at "Homeowners blogs"??
Don't count on me even talking about it. I rather live under a bridge hugging me Merckx.
Lets ride Fools.
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Ari said...

Hey talking of boners I wonder how the King's prepartation is going for the bone ride????????

The King said...

Where did you heathonistic bike shop guys fit in Church?

Ari said...

We worship Merckx, Coppi, the greats, steel bikes with tubulars and nasty weather.
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